sponk
verb form of the noun “sp-nk,”
i.e. “to -j-c-l-t-”
“spit on her back, and when she turns around you sponk right in her face”
sponking .to sponk ……the art of hitting someone across their face with your erect p-n-s until you -j-c-l-t-
i was sponking him so hard i came without touching
a cross or combination of spooningand bonking
she only wanted to spoon, but we ended up sponking
an exclemation emited by a peice of shoddy machinery when it has just broken
-sponk- uh oh….that didnt sound good
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