Spont-On
an unwanted erection, purely for the annoyance and anguish of the embarr-ssed owner.
commonly shortened to “spont”,”sponty” or “sponer” (spow-nerr)
“goeffrey, it has come to my attention that throughout this entire car journey you have been wielding a spont-on worthy of doc-mentation”
“oh isiah, what an embarr-ssment. i do implore you forgive me my good friend”
“you are forgiven, now enjoy it while it lasts, my friend”
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