Spontaneous Erection Disorder
a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.
a: dude steve had a b-n-r in english today. it was nasty
b: dude thats not funny, steve has spontaneous erection disorder
a: don’t wel all?
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