Spontaneous Jack Towel
the towel that is kept handy by your bed side that is laid on top of the bed to prevent s-m-n, lube, female -j-c-l-t-, santorum or period blood from getting on the sheets.
man, good thing we had that spontaneous jack towel handy. that was a messy round of love making. the mood was not killed becaues it was handy by our bed side and now i can go to sleep knowing that i am not going to roll over into mixture of my s-m-n, your -j-c-l-t-, and lube.
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