Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcoma
(ssss) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized sh-tting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.
“can you imagine if today was thursday instead of tuesday?”
“honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized sh-tting sarcoma and have to change our pants”
Read Also:
- spoon train
more than two people laying in a bed together, all facing the same direction. and usually fondling something on another person. yeah. choot-choo yo yo get up on the spoon train, i know yall be tired this is 3 or more people spooning in the same direction to either preserve heat or reduce the sp-ce […]
- fishtarded
someone or something who is excessively fishy or lacking in fishiness “the little mermaid is fishtarded.”
- boobsteem
high b–b self esteem susie: whoa, the first thing i thought when i woke up this morning was “i like my b–bs.” jane: i guess we don’t have to worry about you having low b–bsteem.
- Ludi
a man with a enormously large p-n-s, considered sometimes to be one of the natural wonders of the modern world ludi can take a cheetah and turn it into a giraffe the coolest cat in the room; a guy who makes all the women go whooo whooo; straight cash homey that kid over there got […]
- cold concrete
some think it causes piles. don’t sit on cold concrete or you will get painful piles hemorrhoids.