spontaneous vagination
to suddenly and without warning grow a v-g-n-. see also, dep-n-sification.
“hey, wasn’t chris supposed to show up tonight? where is he?”
“i don’t think he’s going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous v-g-n-tion.”
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