Spontanus


noun

1. a portmanteau of the words “spontaneous” and “-n-s”, it’s a term used to describe sh-tting your pants suddenly and without warning.
“please stand back, i just ate a hot mayonnaise sandwich and it might get spont-n-s up in here.”

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