Spontastic


some friends were hotboxing a car, having a coherent discussion about a topic that is no longer remembered, when one of the friends remarked, “…a spontastic lightning strike.”

the root of the word is a bit of a mystery, but most likely it is a stoned mixup between spontaneous and fantastic. such can be taken as the meaning.
five minutes after the session, i was spontastically stoned.

i had some spontastic s-x last night…with your mom.

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