spood
used as verb: to challenge someone for a sports match online.
used as noun: a sports match arranged online but played in reality.
1) what about a tennis match? i’ll spood you for tomorrow after work.
2) alice spooded bob for a ping-pong match next friday.
3) i already got over 50 spoods this month!!!
4) if i win my next spood, i earn 10 points and i will be ranked in the first league!
a slang term used to describe a very saggy ang gaping v-g-n-.
zandz: so, how was she then jj?
jj: yeah pretty d-mn good…had a spood of death right enough!
other: d-mn, she has a dry, smelly spood!
the flat, spatula-like utensil that sometimes comes with ice cream cups, or given to you at the ice cream store. often made of wood, spoods break very easily.
this spood is nug. can’t they give you a real spoon?
a word used to replace an extremely obvious or unknown one in a verbal sentence. usually a noun or verb, but sometimes an adjective.
1. omgawd! we were at the mall yesterday spooding, and i found the cutest skirt!
2. we were out waterskiing last week and the spood that hooks to the boat snapped and thats how i broke my leg.
3. g-d, the teacher is such a spood, i cannot understand a word she says.
tiny area where the b-llsack ends and p-n-s begins.
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