spooge meister
a spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous “flaming spoogies”.
a total babe magnet.
when “mr. j-zz”, famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a “double flaming spoogies” the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.
an insult to describe a sleazy individual with no redeeming qualities, likening him to wasted sperm
that spoogemeister would sleep with his own sister to get ahead.
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