spooge


top definition
hot stuff, warm liquid, tesco’s own
grandad walked round tesco with spooge all over his face and hands was demoted to the frozen section where he pestered haagan dasz ice cream and threatened to stab some c-nt
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n. slang word meaning s-m-n

v. to -j-c-l-t-
n. ‘he got spooge on his towel’

v. ‘i love to spooge over a hot guy’
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n. goopy or viscous substance similar in texture to c-m

v. to cause a goopy substance to end up on an item or person
i woke up this morning in a puddle of spooge.

what is this spooge on my dinner?

d-mn! don’t spooge my new shoes!

what’s that spoogy sh-t on your shirt?
4
another term used to describe c-m.
i was in school and this hot girl bent over and i f-cking spooged in my pants!
5
male s-m-n, or the act of -j-c-l-t–n. generally a term used by men towards other men in social situations.
“she’s so hot i think i spooged myself.”
or
“what is this? spooge?”
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1. n. male -j-c-l-t-; c-m
2. v. to -j-c-l-t-; c-m
3. v. to become intensely excited about something.
she’s going to spooge when she sees what a great job we’ve done on this -ssignment!
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variation of c-m, k-m, cream sauce, white wash, my descendants, or ejactulate.
i think my spooge left p-ck-r tracks on her sheets.
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what you always find in your bathroom when you share an apartment with a very large lonely guy
i walked in the bathroom and patricks spooge was all over the toilet . . .

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