Spoogical
when somebody spooges in an ice-tray and serves them up like popsicles.
john: so… does anybody want a popsicle?
dave: yeah.
matt: yeah.
josh: sure.
a few minutes after serving, john says: so how was the spoogicals?
all: what?!?!
john: that was my spooge! how did it taste?
all: that’s disgusting!!!
everyone vomits… john laughs hysterically.
Read Also:
- Ring of Mayo
the practise of spreading mayonnaise around the edge of a pate in a restaurant so that when the waiter comes to pick up the plate s/he gets mayo on their hand. ‘i will continue to do the ‘ring of mayo’ in weatherspoons until they change policy’
- Spook tooth
when teeth become stained purple, blue, or red from consuming colored alcholic beverages such as wine, grenadine, or blue curacao sharlene looks like a total babe tonight until she smies and that spook tooth creeps out.
- spraff
to carry on talking about an unnecessary topic for a leangthened sp-ce of time verb – to speak in extended monologues that have a potential to bore or irritate, displaying scant regard for facts. steve was a great guy, but he had definite tendency to spraff sh-t on a variety of subjects about which he […]
- spread sauce
(v) 1. to flirt heavily with multiple people in the same social setting, usually with the intention of getting some 2. to get with many b-tches david hates dancing, but went to the club anyway purely to spread sauce. kyle always lifts before going out because it increases his sauce-spreading ability. sam spreads sauce vicariously […]
- Spring Lake Park
pathetic little town between blaine, fridley, mounds view where the high schools motto is “home of the pregnant panthers” i grew up in spring lake park, half the girls in my high school had kids by the time they were 17! and there was a daycare center in the high school to watch their little […]