spooker


a dead hooker
diane: “you can’t spend your money from the grave, dave.”

dave: “no you can’t, so i’ll spend it before i go!”

diane: “what, you gonna buy some hookers?”

dave: “no, spookers.”

diane: “what are spookers?”

dave: “dead hookers. they’ll give me a nice boo job!”
a deragatory term for a african-american, because just like a ghost can’t be seen in the light a black cannot be seen in the dark.
if you play rap music at a party at night, a spooker might jump out of the bushes and shoot you with a blow gun.
the act of expelling gas from your -ss (farting) in such a way that it frightens/ startles those around you.
zach really made me jump when he bent over and ripped a voluminous spooker. ah!!! who spookered?
a female that is creepy or is a creeper.
a girl who creepily stalks her friends on or a guy she is interested in on facebook or in person is a spooker.

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