spooky goggles


v. to wake one’s partner with testicular eye-ware

sally is asleep
johnny is bored or lonely or something and decides that sally needs to wakeee up!

johnny places his b-lls on sally’s eyes.

johnny-“spooky goggles!”
sally- “i’ve just been schooled in the worst possible way.”

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