Spoon Tickle


it is when two people are spooning
and the big spoon is a man
and the man gets excited
an erection forms
the man then flexes his p-n-s repeatedly
moving it up and down
tickling his spoon partner

there was a safe s-x psa a few years back
it said spoon-tickling is the safest kind of s-x
safer than masturbation
safer than people who have s-x with watermelons
sure
the watermelon people disagreed
but it made sense to me
i’ve been spoon-tickling ever since
josef twitched his throbbing gristle against the small of helena’s back as she slept. he loved to spoon tickle in secret and continued for quite some time before falling asleep himself.

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