spoonbender


one who is that weird, and/or strange that you could imagine them sitting at home in their room bending spoons with their minds.
that bloke is an absolute spoonbender.
a person that injects any one of several drugs into his or her blood vein.
hi i’m george and i’m a spoon bender. i have been clean for 3 weeks.
spoon bender is a person who is so fat that when they sit on a spoon, it bends
bob: hey jim sat on my spoon
leeroy: well, you’re not getting it back because he’s a total spoon bender
bob: d-mn! no my spoon!

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