Spoonication
the act of laying in bed with your partner (i.e. boyfriend, girlfriend, f-buddy, etc) and spooning them, until it leads ultimately to fornication.
fred: “i gotta go man, melissa is lonely and i might be able to get laid.”
bob: “yeah man, try to do some spoonication”
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