spoonjab


somebody who is a complete r-t-rd, normaly said when someone ither does something stupid or just to put them down if u think it wud be funny. it originates from people who are too dumb to go get a knife so instead jab at there food with a spoon. basically a similar word would be r-t-rd.
guy 1: yo phil your a f-ckin spoonjab man
guy 2: shut up g-yl-rd ur a spoonjab

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