spoonpen
a writing instrument with a plastic spoon taped to its top to prevent users from pocketing the instrument after its use.
while signing a receipt at the grocery store i had to use the cashier’s spoonpen. at least it wasn’t one of those ugly ones with the daisy taped to the top!
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