spoop
a mixture of sperm and p–p
i sp–ped all over the bed last night
a combination of the words “speed” and “p–p,” together meaning a quick p–p.
thank god it was a sp–p, or else i would have been late to the meeting.
when one person (the little spoon) defecates into the lap of another (the big spoon) while engaging in the act of spooning.
big pete immediately vomited after some fat chick sp–ped in his lap.
when one spanks the monkeywhile simultaneously sinking a battleship. see pulp fiction before the guy misses all six shots
is he sh-tting?
i think hes beating off.
maybe its both?
who sp–ps!?
when acid shoots out of your abdomen. this disease is uncontrollable and has h-t over 659 trillion americans (only) and hasn’t even hit europe yet.
“yo john has the sp–ps.. stay away…”
(john) -acid shoots everywhere. everyone dies. and john-
the mixture of sperm and p–p left as evidence of some b-tt humping
josh: is that sp–p on your chest?
kevin: i must have missed some in my attempts to gurgle!
the gelatinous mixure of s-m-n, and feces.
i observed alfred tonight, forcibly penetrating d-ck up the r-ct-m, which caused a coating of sp–p on his p-n-s, all the while d-ck was performing f-ll-t– upon t.j.
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