Sporkenife
the yet-to-be-copyrighted brand name of a utensil that includes a spoon, a fork and a knife. it’s basically a longer version of a spork with knife teeth on one side.
derek: i have something to eat that requires three different utensils. what am i to do?
otto: here, use my sporkenife!
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