Sporkfucker


1: someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.

2: someone who attempts s-xual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.
1: “for making this definition, i am likely a sporkf-cker, but i believe it was worth it.”

2: “i, am a sporkf-cker. now, if you’ll excuse me, i need to go to the hospital.”
1) one who engages in s-xual relations with spoon-fork combination eating utensils.
2) magna kaser of #gplus
1) that guy is a sporkf-cker and has numerous spork children.
2) magna kaser is a real sporkf-cker because he f-cks sporks.
one who engages in s-xual relations with spoon-fork combination eating utensils.
that guy is a sporkf-cker and has numerous spork children.

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