Sport Beer


beer meant for drinking quickly and freely. inherently refreshing and thirst quenching beer that never induces palate fatigue. perfect for day-drinking in the hot sun…and continuing to drink until last call. with sport beer the intent is not necessarily to get drunk (although this is achievable with some effort), but to be able to keep drinking indefinitely and as rapidly as desired without ending up in the bushes.

limited almost exclusively to the lighter american and mexican macro-lagers.
natural light

dude 1: “dude, you just crushed that beer”
dude 2: “sport beer me, bro”

with a virtually limitless supply of sport beer at the party, eric repeatedly demonstrated both american and canadian style shotgunning techniques to the amazement of his friends.

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