sporting wood
having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.
i had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.
the erections that jim nance and johnny miller produce whenever they are able to work tiger woods name into a golf tournament broadcast. which is, of course, whenever possible.
jim nance: tom watson hurt his elbow on the 6th hole.
johnny miller: tiger woods has elbows.
jim nance: the elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.
(off camera)
johnny miller: are you pants getting tighter?
jim nance: oh yeah, we’re sporting woods!
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