sports analyst
anybody who gets paid a hefty sum to sit on their -ss in front of a camera and give their “-n-lyzation” of whatever sport under scrutiny. the -n-lyzation usually consists of their own d-mn opinion. most sports -n-lysts in todays age consists of an old player of a particular sport because they either 1) need the money, 2) miss seeing their d-mn face on the tv screen, or 3) miss getting hot p-ssy with no effort.
every mindless f-ck could be a sports -n-lyst in today’s world.
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