Sports Authority
the place to go to get athletic b-tches. or step up your swag. everything is expensive as sh-t, but if you shop there, you don’t give a sh-t, because you’re rich as f-ck.
let’s go to sports authority, spend $200 on shorts and get head in the changing room. then take them home and f-ck em some more.
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