sports bag


a bag in which one’s partner stands whilst having s-x in a toilet cubicle, in order to avoid their feet being seen by the lavatory attendant.
edward was planning a little trip to picadilly circus.
“would one like to take one’s sports bag?” asked his butler with a straight-face.

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