sports beer
a low calorie beer (michelobe ultra) that your health conscious friend who you used to drink real beer with, drinks now. not good for watering plants or the lawn. not good to use if you want to get drunk either. not good for your masculinity at all. agreat way to make fun of your friends that drink lite beer.
hey jason p-ss me a sports beer it seems water has lost its flavor!?
hey jason michelobe ultra’s bubbles make my tummy feel guilt free after all those sit ups!!!!!
i can fit into my s-xy pants now that i only drink sports beer.
sports beer its like gatorade for adults who want to drink responsibly without the fear of getting drunk or fat.
a low calorie beer (michelobe ultra) that your health conscious friend who you used to drink real beer with, drinks now. not good for watering plants or the lawn. not good to use if you want to get drunk either. not good for your masculinity at all.
hey slipp p-ss me a sports beer it seems water has lost its flavor!?
hey jason michelobe ultra’s bubbles make my tummy feel guilt free after all those sit ups!!!!!
i can fit into my s-xy pants now that i only drink sports beer.
sports beer its like gatorade for adults who want to drink responsibly without the fear of getting drunk or fat.
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