SPORTS DICK


when your d-ck gets really small during and after strenous excercise
man i just back from the gym and i got a bad case of sports d-ck
when a high-school level sports commentator starts singing in the urinal about his d-ck
nah nah nah nah, i’m a sports guy, i’m a sports guy, hey hey hey, i got a sports d-ck

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