Sports Fan


when a guy stands on the dance floor awkwardly and doesn’t dance. the sports fan is a fan of the game, but he doesn’t want to play.
friend 1- “what’s up with this dude? he stepped on to the dance floor but he’s just watching us like a babysitter.”
friend 2- “yeah, he’s a sports fan. who would step on to the dance floor and not dance?”
someone who enjoys watching sports.
frank- i saw you at the womens mudwrestling last night.
tom- yeah, i go every time…i’m a dedicated sports fan.
a nickname used by working cl-ss old timers in and around the gulf coast united states. typically used in greeting towards a younger person. though debatable in origin it may have derived from the word ‘sport’ ironically it has absolutely nothing to do with sports or sportsmanship.
hey ”sportsfan”!
hows it going ”sportsfan”?
code name used by guys for impressive br–sts when seen at or near a sporting event as not to draw attention to themselves
look at those sports fans! they are incredible!

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