Sports Penis
when a man’s shaft and b-lls become small and shriveled after partic-p-ting in an athletic event. just another great example of the adaptability of the male genitalia.
guy 1: dude i have some serious sports p-n-s going on right now, my weiner is almost invisible.
guy 2: yeah man, that sucks. hopefully no chicks see that, you would have to drown yourself in shame.
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