Sports Wanker


adj; a term used to describe w-nkers that partake in sports; usually as a subst-tute for getting laid. because of this, they will often become aroused by sports.
jack: dude, i was telling tom about the time i nailed lucy in this alley way but he just started talking about this football match that he won like a week ago.

alex: dont worry man, he’s just a sports w-nker.

jack: yeah, what a tool.

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