spotblocked
when spotify interrupts your music session with a stupid ad.
john: yeah, nest song is awesome
spotify: now on spotify premium…
john: f-ckin’ spotblocked!!!
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cyclic vortex. another word for twister or tornado. another cyclotex rips through your local trailer park leaving a wake of shrapenal littered throughout the landscape.
- malabrathum
a slang word encomp-ssing any halloween costume that resembles a plant (ex. cacti, tree, ghillie suit, etc.). this trend started after some memes went viral involving the actual malabrathum plant being worn as a costume. dude, sick malabrathum costume!
- germaphobhic
p-ss-es who are scared of touching germs and objects that contain germs that germaphobhic kid didnt want to touch the bars on the bus, then he fell lol, can you believe it? xd
- heisenbolt
slang for p-n-s. from the german “heisen” (roughly, beef) and “bolt” (sword). adolf dipped his heisenbolt in the mayonnaise.
- twatclamp
a bloke who’s behaviour leads to them never getting laid as tw-ts literally clamp when they’re around. did you see john on the dancefloor…. such a tw-tclamp, the birds couldn’t get further away from him if they tried.