Spout Peeler
someone suffering severe s-xual frustration. to ascertain if someone is affected, give them a bottle of beer. if suspect peels the label off the neck of the beer bottle, they are s-xually frustrated. f-ck them if necesarry/possible to cure. purchasing hookers for the individual may also relieve symptoms. condoms are advised.
i had a beer with liam last night and realised he’s a spout peeler!
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