spradadad
one who is both mentally and physically equipped. mentally he is mature, always responsible, a good friend to anyone and everyone, and very intelligent. physically, his pants fit extremely tight in the crotch region, and he is able to have s-x for hours at a time. most girls love this quality in him.
girl #1: “so i heard you are seeing somebody new. who is it?”
girl #2: “just this bad -ss smart kid who can give me multiple -rg-sms at any time of the day. be jealous he’s a spradadad.”
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