Sprazzle Dazzle
the act of exposing one’s p-n-s at a party or event (preferably a large one (referring to the p-n-s or the event or both)) and shooting j-zz everywhere. thus spraying and dazzling everyone at the event or party.
the following is jake’s account of a sprazzle dazzle:
jake: this party really blows.
timothy: very true. here, imma try to save it. (hops on stage and whips it out.)
jake: …the f-ck??? oh! ahh!
(a cannon shot is heard and j-zz flies everywhere)
audience: ahh! eeww! ohhh! (moans and groans)
jake: well that’s the end of this suit…
random girl: that was dazzling!
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