Spread Jockey


individual (usually male) who inserts into their -n-s by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. usually while getting rammed vigorously from a top.
zolar: hey are you a top or a bottom?

(male escort): i am a top.

zolar: oh great. i am a bottom, i am actually a spread jockey.

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