Spread spoon


spooning with a difference. a spread spoon is 1 leg straight and 1 bent, your partner would have 1 straight and the bent leg would be wedged between the cheeks of your -ss.
i can’t wait to get to bed and spread spoon with u. other… marking territory for the night with the spread spoon. i’ll take ur eyes out b-tch, this is my patch! 🙂

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