spreadin’ the jelly


when someone is extremely jealous of how cool you are, they might start “spreadin’ the jelly” in response
friend 1: “did you hear about the cow that lost her babies?”
friend 2: “yeah, now she’s ‘decaffeinated’! ahahah!!”

bystander: you guys are stupid

friends 1 and 2: man, don’t be spreadin’ the jelly, you know you wanna be us

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