spreading joy
the phrase refers to the process of letting a m-ssive amount of fart gas out in a carefully metered way- usually by farting silently while walking. in this manner, a disasterously huge amount of fart may be discretely dispensed over a larger geographical area. when faced with the prospect of needing to fart in a socially awkward situation, a person often resorts to initially letting a test fart. if the test fart indicates a vile, deadly amount of gas, the person may opt to walk (for example) from the punch bowl across the dance floor, and over to the bar- all the while silently farting the whole way. people at the punch bowl will begin vomiting, the dance floor will clear and the bar area patrons may begin to p-ss out. meanwhile, the farter may actually be dozens of feet away, thus escaping blame. in such a way, the farter is said to be “spreading joy.”
d-mn, frank is such an idiot. he farted over by the band and kept walking. he’s spreading joy all over the wedding reception. how disgusting!
Read Also:
- babalyonian flu
a random illness that strikes during periods of social anxiety ,causing you to babble endlessly about nothing in particular. whenever i meet an interesting new guy, i get the babalyonian flu.
- Anchor Bay
a company that releases mainly horror movies on vhs, laserdisc and dvd that often aren’t released by other companies. thye also released stuff like the three’s company tv series and heathers on dvd. most of the releases are done well, with all kinds of extras and such. anchor bay released nice 2 disc sets of […]
- Spreaky
spreaky is a term used to describe people of a random, outgoing and down right hilarious att-tude. spreaky can be abbreviated term of spontaneous freaky-ality. this meaning that a spreaky person could have short outbursts of sillyness. get rid of that spreaky att-tude
- Sprialis
sprialis is an uncommon greek name which in many’s opinion can mean awesome, epic or amazing. your body looks sprialis.
- tittytastic
when something is more than fantastic, and the only way to describe it is comparing it to t-ts, thus t-ttytastic “last night was f-ckin t-ttytastic”