Spreadsheeting
the act of spreading one’s naked body out on the sheets, preferably with one of the opposite s-x.
tenses: spreadsheet (future), spreadsheeting (present), spreadshat (past)
past tense example: “i spreadshat the sh-t outta that -ss”
present tense example: “i can’t believe we are finally spreadsheeting!”
future tense example: “i can’t wait to spreadsheet that dude this weekend!”
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