spreadshit
an excel spreadsheet with no redeeming value, it’s purpose was to provide data but all it creates is confusion and frustration.
bill: do you have the forecasts for next week’s production?
ted: no, the data rufus sent is horrible. all of it was on one ridiculous spreadsh-t. i asked him if he knew what a column was. he said he just finished reading one in the newspaper.
bill: i can’t believe he still works here.
ted: the worst part is i have 400 rows worth of data in one merged cell. i don’t even know how he managed that.
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