Spring Break- Lagged
similar to the affects of jet-lag, after 7-10 days of drinking until 4 am and sleeping until 3 pm, the intoxicated college student suffers from spring break-lag for 2-5 days.
symptoms include:
missing 8 am’s by 3 hours
eating at 3 am
having an urge to consume alcohol during the day
feeling as though 1 am is 9pm
and experiencing vague memories from the previous week. these memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.
spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.
(tuesday after spring break at 2:56 am)
mike: yo steve you want some texas toast and pizza?
steve: bro it’s 2:56 in the morning and i have cl-ss at 8. if you wake me up again i will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock…yes just like wedding crashers minus the gay part.
mike: slow your roll, i forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren’t spring break-lagged. i’ll just get mcdonalds with matt after a n-z- zombie kills him. want anything?
steve: no -sshole, if you wake me up when you get back i’m going to shave your eyebrows off.
example 2:
guy 1: tryna drink and watch march madness?
guy 2: yea, fc-k it i have cl-ss tonight but i’m so spring break- lagged i’d take a beer over a water right now.
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