spring water vag


a v-g-n- so fresh and so clean that it reminds you of glacial spring water. the differentiating factor between a clean v-g-n- and a spring water vag is scent; a spring water vag has absolutely no odor where as a clean v-g-n- has a very faint aroma of femininity (i.e. fish). spring water vag cannot be obtained by cleansing – no amount of douching can return a seasoned v-g-n- to the unadulterated state of spring water vag.
“yo dude, what happened to you at the party last night?”

“oh, i snuck out early with this hot little sl-t. she had the best spring water vag ever! i went to town for hours and not even the slightest off scent! smell my hand! what do you smell? nothing! she had the cleanest puss i ever tasted.”

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