Spring Wood
the effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.
– hey man, isn’t springtime great?
– dude, are you kidding me? i’m having the worst case of spring wood ever and i have a presentation in front of the whole cl-ss today…
the hometown of bogans, bogan central.
lol, wearing a flanny, you look like you just came from springwood.
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