Springer Spaniel
a rather smart dog that is relatively easy to train with six inch ears that we still haven’t found a use for. this type of dog (if you don’t trim it) has so much hair that when it sits on your bed you have a sheet.
look at the ears on that springer spaniel!
salesman: “h-llo we have a great deal on bedding today.”
customer: “ok, thanks, but i have a springer spaniel.”
salesman: “oh….”
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