Springfield Monorail


a public works project that is a huge waste of taxpayer money that turns out to be either a scam, a huge waste of money or both.
comes from the simpsons episode “marge vs the monorail” where springfield spent all their money on a monorail only to have it fall apart on its maiden voyage.
the sky lift system cleveland put in fell apart after a week. that thing was a real springfield monorail.

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