Springfield, NJ


small boring town in new jersey. there’s nothing to do here. there are a lot of chill stoners and a lot of jewish people.
person a: i’m bored, we should go to springfield, nj.
person b: h-ll no, ain’t sh-t to do in springfield
person a: true, they got good weed though.
person b: yeah

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