springle
to be single in the spring when all of the attractive people come out from their winter clothes and parade their attractiveness around in the sun, and the freedom to pick them up.
dang it’s such a nice day and all the hotties are out! i wanna be springle.
a useless sentence or directive usually given by someone in middle management who is completely incompetent and underqualified.
springles are best demonstrated by rampant -rs- covering and outright lies about project status and deadline capabalities.
can also be characterised by blatant racial discrimation i.e ‘they’re indian, it’s a cultural thing’.
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