Spruce Pine


term used to describe small hick towns in the corner of north carolina. these towns prey on peoples’ dreams and trap these very people within their borders. a spruce pine is known primarily for having a high abundance of christmas trees, tobacco and the sub-species; redneck.
“did you hear about lydia?”
“no, what happened?”
“she got trapped in a spruce pine.”

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